Get Your Fresh, Hot Spander Here! (Plus Play with My Poll & A New Autograph Club)

James Marsters Spike Nicholas Brendon Xander Fanfiction Reading Fresh Hot Spander

Spander Fanfiction…what’s not to love?

I did a LIVE reading of an original fresh, hot, Spander fanfic on New Year’s Eve. In case you missed it, you now can play along at home. Get your very own video copy here (on sale for $6.69, increases to $9.69 on February 1)!

Since the first reading was a hit, I plan to do it again. Vote in the poll on Twitter or Facebook to let me know your favorite couple. Feel free to suggest (or link & tag!) some of your favorite fics & authors.

I’ve also added a new autograph club for 2020. Sign up for a monthly or yearly subscription. Pick from autographs, birthday cards, video messages, or a mix of all of the above. Check out the details below.

Nicky

Spander Fanfiction Reading

Autograph Club

No, it’s an #AutographClub!

Join the Nicholas Brendon Autograph Club

Autograph Club Details & FAQ’s

Monthly Club Options
Yearly Club Options

Send-in Program

Contact us if you have a special keepsake that you want Nicky to sign. We can quote you a send-in price!

Wholesale Pricing

Contact us if you need 10 or more items signed. Wholesale pricing is available.

The only 100% direct source of Nicholas Brendon autographs and memorabilia is NickyBrendon.com.

Upcoming Tour Events

Featured Product

Follow Nicky’s Facebook Groups

Nicholas Brendon Supporter Subscription
Exclusive content, live videos, fanfic and poetry readings, artwork previews for a small monthly subscription fee.
Nicholas Brendon Mental Health Advocate
This group is not only for fans, it’s for all who want to share a space to feel safe discussing life, happiness, sadness, and mental health.
Nicholas Brendon Discussion Group
A group for fans to find friendship and support from one another, share life’s celebrations and struggles, and discuss Nicky and his works.
TheSweetNickyB Fan Club
A group for all things Nicholas Brendon. News, media, updates, art, quizzes, polls, videos, you name it! Fandom wins!

Subscribe to Nicky’s WordPress Blog

Join 279,449 other subscribers

Support the Blog

About Nicholas Brendon

NICHOLAS BRENDON is an American ActorWriter, and Artist. He is best known for playing “Xander Harris” in the cult television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He also played fan favorite “Kevin Lynch” on Criminal Minds. View his complete list of acting work at IMDB.

Nicky spent the last two years touring the United States and Europe to help raise mental health awareness. This included his 2018 Kicking Depression in the Ballsack Tour and his 2019 Happiness Runs Amok…Because I Give Amok! Tour. Stay updated on his Facebook page.

Nicky recently discovered a love of painting. He has been creating new designs at a crazy pace to share with his fans. Imagine the creative chaos that ensues! Check out Nicky’s artwork, photography, and merchandise in the shop.

Nicky’s News: December 2019

Nicholas Brendon Artist Actor Writer Official Website NickyBrendon.com Banner Image Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Nicholas Brendon December Newsletter is finally here…just in the “Nick” of time!

Hello to all of you splendidly extraordinary beautiful beings!

Now 2019 is almost a memory and as I look back on this odd…numbered year I think of all of the amazing and brilliant and sensitive and kind people I met either at my events or at cons or just walking down the street in a foreign city.

If it wasn’t for you all, I honestly don’t know how I would have made it through this “odd” numbered year. I thank you all for your love and support and for shit that I don’t even know you’ve done. That’s called Altruism and I love you all for it.

I’m on a hiatus right now filling my tanks back up, so to speak, and doing things that I love but that I also find at times incredibly frustrating…IF YOU OVER PAINT A CANVAS, IT TURNS A COLOR THAT SHOULD ONLY BE SEEN IN TOILETS!

My writing and photography don’t torment me as much. They are my passions and the definition of passion is suffering so I’m right on track on that front.

I hope to get back on the road again at some point next year, because truth be told I miss the fuck out of seeing you all.

Love to you all and 2020 is going to be a dandy of a year; all things being even that is.

Nicky


In this issue…


Nicky's Live Spander Fanfic Reading New Year's Eve!

Join Nicholas Brendon this New Year’s Eve at 4 PM Eastern/1 PM Pacific where he will read a Spander (Spike/Xander) fan fiction story LIVE on Facebook. You can find all of the details at this link.

This is something he has been hoping to do for a while but because this live reading contains adult content, we needed a way to make sure that it wouldn’t be available to children. In order to do this, you must have an active Facebook Nicholas Brendon Supporter Subscription*.

Nicky will read the beginning of the story to all of his Facebook followers and then will cut away to Supporters only once he reaches the explicit material.

If you are unable to become a Supporter right now but still would like a copy, we are also hoping to make it available for sale at a later date. Sign up for the blog to be notified.

*The fan fiction story will contain adult content. This reading is for those with an active Facebook Nicholas Brendon Supporter Subscription only. This is to make sure it is understood that it’s not appropriate for children. To find out more about becoming a supporter, follow this link.

Check out the “Spander” inspired blog post on Sarah’s new custom jewelry website, 1.Of.A.Kind.Mind.


Cameos, Video Calls, Messages & New 8X10's Available

Nicky has had such an amazing time making Cameo videos for his fans. He’s been asked to do everything from reciting a few Xander lines to doing the Snoopy Dance. Check them out (or get your own!) at this link!

Due to popular request, we’ve also added voicemail messages, phone calls, and video calls. Find out more in the shop.

Cameo Video Message

Get a personal video message from me!
Want a special birthday message or shout-out? A Xan-Man quote from the man that was Xan? For me to sing a few bars of your favorite song or read a few lines from your favorite book? Book me on Cameo and I can make these dreams (and many more!) a reality!!!

Phone Calls & Messages

Autographed Photos

We were also starting to get bored with the same 8X10 photos in the autograph shop so Sarah & T added about 40 more pictures to choose from. If you don’t see the one you want, send us an email and let us know what you’d like!


Butt Force Trauma

a story by Nicky Brendon
Listen to my Audio Reading

I said, “well that’s cathartic,” lightheartedly. The glare I got back was just arctic.

A large fart seemed to have departed from her hindquarters.

I paid her glare back in kind, and remarked on the fart that came from her behind.

“I fear for your rear my dear, as it’s in arrears with everything you hold dear. I don’t want to interfere with the rumblings from your rump, but that has everyone stumped, my dearest.”

I tried to sound sincere but the smirk on my face, and the cheer in my voice, erased all the good grace and rejoice as I spoke.

“As if I had a choice,” she barked back.

“Your butt sounds like the Bismarck’s ship horn warning all that she’s about to disembark,” I cracked back. “What’s your zodiac sign again?” I ask. “Are you a fire or a gas…? And if you say fire, I’ll call you a liar, because I’m not a buyer of whatever your selling.

“Oh dear lord! Now the scent of stench will not relent. Did something expire inside of you…?

“There’s some sort of wretchedly wrong monstrosity in you with a ferocious animosity, from what I can see – well smell, not see, is what I really mean.

“Good God! I do admire the resolve required to still be here as people leer at you. It almost has me inspired.

“What occupier inside of you could possibly be the supplier of such an unsavory, disgustingly offensive, fetid, vile defile? Good lord, the stench…well, she’s hanging around awhile.

“Remind me again, in the army what was your stank and file? We need call in air support! Tell them we’ve come up on hostile enemy fire!”

“I am beguiled by none of this,” she bemoans.

“Whatever is inside of you, my lady, abort it immediately,” I extorted.

She purported that her bottom felt like it was all contorted, and that right now she needs to be supported. At least until we get this whole sordid affair sorted.

I looked towards this woman that I adored so. Her words had really struck a cord.

So in accordance with her wishes, I glanced at my lady, that I love so, and I said, “you got it, Joan.”

She looked at me askance. Her eyes always had me in a trance. There was no compromise. Her eyes were always the great equalizer.

I looked at her again, and this time I over emphasized, “You. Got. It. Joan. I love you baby.”

And as we walked out of the hospital room where the love of my life was being seen, I said with sardonic qualities, “when did you militarize your tush, Jojo?”

She pushed me, lovingly.

“What?” I say, as I patted her tush.

Some things are unforeseen. Like Joan’s love for me, and her Frankenstein like farts; I tried so hard to comply.




1.Of.A.Kind.Mind Grand Opening

Many of you will have met Sarah Allison during the Nicky Brendon Meet & Greets or seen her on some of the Facebook live events. She has recently launched her own custom jewelry line. Please check out her shop and sign up for the newsletter!

Buffy Inspired
Xander Harris Key Pendant
Pendants & Jewelry featuring your favorite fandom characters!
Nicholas Brendon
Custom Key Pendant
Charms & Beads representing Nicky, his meet & greets, and more!


Social Media

Facebook Twitter Instagram YouTube Website
Official Nicholas Brendon Facebook Official Nicholas Brendon Twitter Official Nicholas Brendon Instagram Official Nicholas Brendon YouTube Official Nicholas Brendon Website

Join Nicky’s Facebook Groups

Nicholas Brendon Supporter Subscription
Exclusive content, live videos, fanfic and poetry readings, artwork previews for a small monthly subscription fee.
Nicholas Brendon Mental Health Advocate
This group is not only for fans, it’s for all who want to share a space to feel safe discussing life, happiness, sadness, and mental health.
Nicholas Brendon Discussion Group
A group for fans to find friendship and support from one another, share life’s celebrations and struggles, and discuss Nicky and his works.

Subscribe to Nicky’s Newsletter

Enjoyed the Nicholas Brendon December Newsletter? Enter your email address to subscribe and receive notifications of new posts by email.


Copyright ©2019 Slightly Askew LLC, All rights reserved.

Our mailing address is:
Slightly Askew LLC
P.O. Box 5018
Salisbury, MA 01952